Thursday, October 16, 2008

how to annoy your roommate

theres this group on facebook, how to annoy your roommate, and these are the suggestions i found the most amusing

-When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."

-Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say, “Oh, he’s...... around here somewhere....


-Buy a jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.

-Set your alarm clock for 3 AM. Push the doze button every 5 minutes when it beeps for the next five hours, each time telling your roommate that you'll wake up in five minutes.

-As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin singing famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.


-Give your roommate a jar of peanuts. Wait until s/he has eaten half of them, then explain they used to be chocolate-covered, but you licked all the chocolate off of them.


-Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye."

-Take up playing a musical instrument. Practice constantly in the room, but don't play anything coherent. Play "Hot Cross Buns" or similar three-note songs twenty times until you get it perfect.


-Tell your roommate that someone called and said that it was really important but you can't remember who it was.


-Whenever your roommate comes in from the shower, lower your eyes and giggle to yourself.


-Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen


-Follow a few paces behind your roommate, spraying everything he/she touches with a can of Lysol.


-Put black tape over the eyes of the people in your roommate’s pictures. Complain that they were staring at you.


these were the ones that i laughed out loud for, literally. they may be funnier when tired.

No comments: