Tuesday, April 7, 2009

OCD Jump

today in human sexuality, my OCD, germaphobic, tendencies have taken a huge jump. i am now much more so afraid of the possible disease, illness ridden world we have to live in. today, we learned about herpes.

herpes is incredibly contagious, you can get it just by skin contact. there is no cure.

so do you realize what this does to a person like me? it makes me paranoid about touching ANYTHING that someone else has previously touched. after all, what if that person who last touched the door handle had herpes?


i blame our parents and grandparents.

you just couldnt control yourselves and felt you were invincible. well now how do you feel, you have continually endangered the future generations to live a life basically guranteed of some sort of disease.

here are my words of wisdom and solutions

education saves lives.

anywho, since the world is going to the crapper.

Its The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - R.E.M.


Automobile Birdsinger said...

u r so weird. Blame all the people who have free sex whenever they want it, not our parents and grandparents. Their generation does not have such a HUGE percentage of herpes in their population. You can not get herpes from touching a door handle. Your teacher is a moron. Try not to make out with any door handles and you will be good to go for oral herpes. As for for genital herpes, well, that is just as simple of a solution. So no making out with doorhandles and keep your knees together and you will be fine.

Taffrine! said...

ive been listening to that song allll week!